UPDATE: Round Three added…
Whoa…. that’s an insult to Girls everywhere!
But really – wimpiness? Wussiness?
there’s nothing more potent and humorous than the ACTUAL QUOTE:
A U.S. official briefed on the military options being considered by President Obama told the Los Angeles Times that the White House is seeking a strike on Syria “just muscular enough not to get mocked.”
“They are looking at what is just enough to mean something, just enough to be more than symbolic,” the official told the paper…
Hey – are you Just Muscular Enough… not to Get Mocked? Hmm…. how muscular is that? Well… if ya gotta ask…..!
Seriously! How clueless are these guys? For cryin’ out loud! Only a very feminine hamster could even come up with a concept like “just muscular enough to NOT GET MOCKED!!!!!!!!
Okay, Round Two (right around minute 4:00):
“If, in fact, uh, we can take limited, tailored approaches, not getting drawn into a-a-a-a long conflict; we send a shot across the bow saying, “Stop doing this”…”
Ooooohhh! That’ll tell ’em!! Yep – that’s really gonna work to settle the MidEast right down….
And that’s his ALL-STAR form…..! I love that last pic – you can just about hear the “oof!”…..