S#*t My Kid Says…

If you buy a product, and then explicitly violate the manufacturers’ usage directions, you don’t expect them to uphold your warranty.

So why then, would you expect any different from the One who built your soul?

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muzzies… further proof that Bacon does make everything better.

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On the Middle East situation:

Glass ’em.

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Men insult each other all the time, but they don’t actually mean it.
Women compliment each other all the time… but they don’t actually mean it.

 

 

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